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TFLN #4

[badlucklady]

My soulful rendition of ✩⋆｡° Hungry Like The Wolf ⋆｡°✩ may have fallen on unappreciative ears but surely you can recognize the poetic persuasion of:

Because you're lonely in your nightmare, let me in.

[suntones]

[That certainly is poetic... and maybe a little sharp.]

letting you in historically leads to property damage.

[badlucklady]

What's a little renovation of impermanent decor between friends?

[suntones]

... considering i can still perfectly imagine the smell of fried blood thanks to you?

[badlucklady]

If I may once may quote the immaculate Duran Duran, "You'll see I'm right another time".

[suntones]

actually i think, 'i know what i'm talking about'.

[badlucklady]

"I wouldn't you are ruthless or right", my dear?

[suntones]

'don't worry if you're confused,' warren.

[badlucklady]

"This time you've gone too far", I say with the happiest delight, for I ultimately won the moment you lowered yourself to my level.

[suntones]

[.......... shit.]

[suntones]

did you actually want something or is this just your latest project to annoy me?

[badlucklady]

[ha! nailed it.]

Both? Did I not mention a certain peckish lupine inclination?

[suntones]

don't you have your own kitchen you can brutalize?

[badlucklady]

Masaferry has not stopped whining about the cloverflower honey incident of 1823 to this day. In that sense, the two of you are much the same.

[suntones]

considering how i feel about the frozen blood tempura hockey puck incident of a just few months ago, he has my utmost sympathy and you my sincerest doubts that he's whining.

[badlucklady]

You would doubt ME!? Youko! My heart is shattered! He was immeasurably upset about *a single tablespoon* of honey.

[suntones]

you're asking that with your track record?

what did you do with the alleged single teaspoon of honey?

[badlucklady]

I ought to have continued with the Duran Duran lyrics...

The non-alleged honey was added to my morning coffee. That was not the problem. How was I to know the flower which the bees visited to make the honey was nearly extinct?

[suntones]

you put honey made from a nearly extinct flower in your coffee? this was just in your kitchen?

[badlucklady]

Masa has a - shall we say - fondness for honey in his tea. You see how I was in no way at fault, don't you? Who even reads labels?

[suntones]

... like i already said, masaferry has my utmost sympathy.

[badlucklady]

See if I share my wisdom or gifts with you! HARUMPH.

[suntones]

oh no. how should i ever expect to survive?

[badlucklady]

[LEAVES HER ON READ FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!]

[suntones]

[Guess the wolf wasn't that hungry after all.]