[Pretty sure cannibalism is against the Mandate of Heaven. Sad times.]
if my guesses aren't welcome, i can rescind them and ask the guest list at yato's fondue party?
[A double major in medicine and Yatogamisms.]
right? he didn't even consider what that could look like for you if we had to use the hospital you wind up in residence at. he's still got a lot to learn before he's ready to be dr. iki's husband, i guess.
yes, but i'm not the entire guest list, and i know at least one person who will back me up if i put anything against you.
[If her guesses and supposes aren't good enough, Hiyori, she is not above conducting that fondue party poll.]
something i think we'd collectively thank him for. which he'd like, so maybe we lead with that the next time we have to talk him out of a naked party pitch.
could possibly be someone whose name rhymes with 'lotto'.
[Well, if she's positive...]
i'm lucky, i have a skilled senpai i've been learning from.💕 with our combined efforts and tenacity, the sky might just be the limit on curbing yato's less endearing qualities.
[Or Youko, for that matter. You know other mikado, Hiyori? Here she was, feeling special.]
it might be flattering, but it's the truth.
think of all the time we could spend on other things if we didn't have to talk him out of these hare-brained plans he hatches. whole afternoons could be freed up.
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if my guesses aren't welcome, i can rescind them and ask the guest list at yato's fondue party?
[A double major in medicine and Yatogamisms.]
right? he didn't even consider what that could look like for you if we had to use the hospital you wind up in residence at. he's still got a lot to learn before he's ready to be dr. iki's husband, i guess.
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[ hiyori works hard......... ]
There's a lot he didn't consider.
And there is a lot he has to learn. Like not putting together naked parties while drunk.
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[If her guesses and supposes aren't good enough, Hiyori, she is not above conducting that fondue party poll.]
something i think we'd collectively thank him for. which he'd like, so maybe we lead with that the next time we have to talk him out of a naked party pitch.
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[ they're good enough! THEY ARE. ]
You're figuring Yato out even faster than I did. Good! I have someone to team up with when he comes up with things he doesn't need to be doing.
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[Well, if she's positive...]
i'm lucky, i have a skilled senpai i've been learning from.💕 with our combined efforts and tenacity, the sky might just be the limit on curbing yato's less endearing qualities.
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[ yeah messing with her. youko isn't the only one that can tease!
while she can't see, know hiyori is red from being called senpai. +1000 affection points. ]
Flatterer. ☺️
But I think if anyone can do it, it's definitely us. He doesn't stand a chance.
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[Or Youko, for that matter. You know other mikado, Hiyori? Here she was, feeling special.]
it might be flattering, but it's the truth.
think of all the time we could spend on other things if we didn't have to talk him out of these hare-brained plans he hatches. whole afternoons could be freed up.
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[ except she IS special. pls. ]
But it is the destiny of the kouhai to surpass the senpai. So you too will know the intricacies of the legendary creature known as
The Yatogami.
[ this is so silly. ]
Yeah! We could go on day trips!