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Any costume suits the celebration. One may string up a popcorn garland or paint porcelain black cats for a cozier evening.

But you needn't force yourself for my sake.

[Those do sound better than the enjoyment of fear and destruction of property aspects he was pitching.]

it matters to you though, right? and... a new experience wouldn't be the worst thing.

though i probably need more guidance on the costume. don't think i've ever dressed up for anything but a school event.

[She will never be a Bad Bitch at this rate.]

I suppose you've caught me. Few holidays which modern society has not yet discarded are as entertaining as the one in which I might spy a mini-me.

Women, classically, chose flattering costumes. For you... Well, I doubt you want the attention.

[Look, she already lived her own cerebral horror and killer stalker moments. Give a bitch a break.]

meaning... vampire costumes are popular?

not sure i want to wear an unflattering one...

[Her plastic pumpkin tub will overflow with snack-sized Kit Kats.]

Wonderfully popular. There is nothing wrong with an oversized giraffe costume, either.

what about me says 'oversized giraffe costume'?

Nothing! The incongruity is what makes it funny.

maybe something other than a giraffe? it's a bit too close to feeling like i'm poking fun at keiki.

[The beauty of kirin and giraffe being homonyms in Japanese at play.]

Sports team mascot? An ice cream sandwich? Kasa-obake?

do people really dress up as ice cream sandwiches?

*Sexy* ice cream sandwiches.

how would you even
what would make a
what?

Are you asking me to demonstrate?

does explaining require a demonstration?

[Normalize answering questions with answers, Warren!!]

If it did not require a demonstration you would not have asked for an explanation. Use your imagination, Youko! Think of the creamy vanilla nestled in chocolate's inescapable embrace!

i don't think my imagination can do enough heavy lifting on this one to make it make sense.

No? A white body suit hugging every curve. A short skirt, a low cut square-neck top... If you keep inspiring *my* imagination this will end up as your final costume, my lady.